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BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO by Katherine Walker I’m in love with a guy who has one arm He’s stiff and cold - devoid of charm. He has three eyes in the top of his head And I don’t think the guy ever goes to bed. He’s loud and boisterous with his whistles and bells, But he sure has me captivated - under his spell. It seems I can’t take my eyes off of him When I push his belly button, his eyes roll and spin. When three equal numbers match over his nose, I run over to Walmart before they close. ‘Cuz if I just sit there and stare at the jerk, I might lose my money and have to go back to work. So, I sigh And then I cry Perhaps even die Good-bye one-armed guy!